Dodgers' Brian Wilson offered $1 million to shave his beard, says no

How do you put a price on manhood? For the magnificently hirsute Dodgers pitcher Brian Wilson, you don't. You don't put a price on your manhood. He was reportedly offered $1 million by 800razors.com to shave his face, but even that luxuriant figure did not convince the 31-year-old to look for his scissors. According to TMZ, Wilson's reps said the deal was not even considered, not even a trim, and the trademark beard will be "going with him to the grave." Along with, presumably, all the funny little critters living in it.